This is what it's like to be me.
Oh, look! A package!
And underneath the brown paper is a cute little snowman box.
It might be those perfume samples I'm waiting on,
or maybe something I'm supposed to review for Cool Mom Picks,
maybe some hand-made soap or a coffee sample.
Huh. It's in a ton of bubble wrap. Is it a Christmas ornament or something?
POSSIBLY A PRESTIGIOUS AWARD?
Oh, it's a skull.
YAY! I GOT A RABBIT SKULL!
I had totally forgotten I ordered a rabbit skull on Etsy
for a steampunk hat for my book launch party on January 31.
I hope I didn't use up all the metallic silver spray paint...
What's the weirdest thing you've ever gotten in the mail?