...are on Criminy Stain.
He looks good. He smells good.
In 52 more days, you'll get to read about *all* the things at which he excels.
Until then, you can come over and stroke his abs with me.
Much thanks to my publisher, Pocket/Simon & Schuster,
for sending this utterly delicious foamcore poster.
Look for him at the launch party and, hopefully,
various cons around the South.
And on my kitchen island.
Lasik at 2pm. Wish me luck!
This is my first pre-arranged post. I suspect tomfoolery will occur.
I will blame Criminy.