Thursday, February 9, 2012

the abs I always wanted...

...are on Criminy Stain.

He looks good. He smells good.
In 52 more days, you'll get to read about *all* the things at which he excels.

Until then, you can come over and stroke his abs with me.

And dream.

Much thanks to my publisher, Pocket/Simon & Schuster,
for sending this utterly delicious foamcore poster.
Look for him at the launch party and, hopefully,
various cons around the South.

And on my kitchen island.


Lasik at 2pm. Wish me luck!


This is my first pre-arranged post. I suspect tomfoolery will occur.
I will blame Criminy.



Ali Trotta said...

Good grief -- that is a lovely, lovely poster. Abs and an awesome hat? WIN.

delilah s. dawson said...

There was tomfoolery.

I am still blind.

We'll try again tomorrow.

Anonymous said...

I have seen (and licked) your husband's abs. You shouldn't be complaining.

My abs are like a combination of Fat Albert and Dan Judy. It's not a good look.

delilah s. dawson said...

Anon, you're totally right. My husband is CUT. So not complaining.

And don't insult Fat Albert like that. He's nothing like Dan! I mean, at least Fat Albert watches Community.

Anonymous said...

Anon licked my abs? Whoa, I'm missing some footage here..Crap..

Dr. Krog

Anonymous said...

You passed out at paintball. We all had a good lick.