So I thought I would share some of the outtakes of my author photo shoot. Not the really, seriously awful ones. But just the ones that crack me up. Like when I was rolling my eyes in a graveyard.
Like, OMG, GHOSTS. WHATEVER.
Or cracking up against a column.
That's what I look like in real life, most of the time.
Except for the column. It's not like I carry it with me for special occasions.
Or maybe I do. But where are my shoes?
WHERE ARE MY SHOES?
Whoa. Too much gum. Way too much gum.
But putting my elbows on top of freezing columns makes me SO HAPPY.
Seriously. It was about 30 degrees and windy, and that shirt was made of... um, fake silk. Like spiderwebs. Bright purple spider webs. Next time, I need to wear a cape.
More laughing. I mess up lots of shots by laughing.
I'm supposed to be serious and important, right?
Someone suggested I borrow a spaniel and a turtleneck for author photos.
But have you ever tried to get a spaniel into a turtleneck? IMPOSSIBLE.
I think that one's my favorite. Weird monkey toes. bad angle on the shirt that makes me look pregnant. Apparently giving a speech about something.
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