I am a simple woman.
Simple things make me happy.
One of them is this tea, which is only available during the holiday season. But you know how Trader Joe's is-- once it's gone, you're screwed, left to scramble on eBay for overpriced lots of bagged tea that has somehow ballooned from $2.99 a box to $9.99 a box with $20 shipping, but you have to buy it anyway because you know you can't go 9 more months without it or you'll start fighting hedge lions and talking to imaginary bartenders, but in a bad way, and you should have bought more than five boxes this year, fool.
So I bought three boxes yesterday. Just to start out.
And it's AWESOME. Not only because it tastes phenomenal and is hot and cozy and perfect and decaffeinated. But also because THERE'S A FREAKING NARWHAL ON THE BOX.
Oh, and know what else makes me ridiculously happy?
The commercial that kept popping up while I was out with my high school friends.
Anybody need a travel catheter? It comes with free hand sanitizer.
For when you're GIVING YOURSELF A CATHETER.
Dear God, if you exist:
Thank you for Narwhal Tea and Travel Catheters.