1. The aliens sound a little confused as to their strategy.
2. But you have to trust a guy with a smile like that.
3. Forgive the messyface. He just snarfed most of my sweet potato fries and kale chips.
4. In case you weren't a fan of the Transformers in the 80's, the real song goes like this:
Autobots wage their battle to destroy the evil forces of the Decepticons!
Or, as per t.rex, the Autobot symbol.
Yesterday, they were waging battle against evil ponies.
I'll keep you posted.