I have an announcement.
After hundreds of rejections,
I FINALLY GOT INTO POTTERMORE!
I'm so excited.
I got my witch hat, and my cape, and my mystical star scarf.
I don't have a wand, though. But I found my old kali stick. That's pretty good, right?
I'm pretty sure Mad-Eye Moody would approve.
Oh, and I'm going to need a pet.
She's not Cruickshanks, but she'll have to do.
I tried to grab an owl, because owls are COOLER, but those things don't hold up so well. I just had to hug him, and he gave this sad little whoo? and popped out a couple of pellets and deflated like a feathered soccer ball.
Anyway, for the record, I
have NO F'ING CLUE what Pottermore is.
I just needed something to get excited about.