I'm exhausted and stuffed full of steakballs (don't ask),
but I have to post these pictures of me being silly.
Tomorrow, I hope to post pictures of me at the wax museum, being silly.
These things are, after all, important.
Let's discuss size, for example.
That's me, compared to a dinosaur at the Witte Museum.
I am smaller.
That's me at the Guinness Book of World Records Museum, standing in a hole the size of the world's fattest man. See, Anonymous? I'M NOT THE FATTEST MAN ON EARTH.
Oh, wait. Yes, I am, actually.
Because I ATE THE ALAMO.
Or at least half of it.
It was made of milk chocolate.
Also, on an unrelated note, I rode a tortoise.
Or, most likely, the day after that. Whatever it is.
P.S. San Antonio is a great place to be ridiculous.