Plus, when you tell people that most of your photos turned out maniacal, I think you need to back that up.
Therefore, in the interest of full disclosure, here are some of the outtakes from yesterday's attempt to take a decent picture of my new hat.
And no, I wasn't trying out for the part of Mr. Ed.
I just get really, really excited about hats.
And then, sometimes, I sneeze.
I don't see how that's a problem.
And, yeah, I can be a little witchy.
But there's nothing wrong with liking flying monkeys.
I also go into mad scientist mode.
Although I've always been bad at the scientific method. I did win 3rd place in my high school science fair one year, but I think that's because the artwork was so striking. All I did was compare the ages of animals in zoos to the life spans stated in encyclopedias.
But the paintings of the animals were incredible.
I assure you that it was very strategic.
Encyclopedias and handwritten letters and the Dewey Decimal System.
The 1990's were a powerfully magical time.
I have no idea what I was going for there. Honestly.
That's a bit deranged, even for me.
But there's good news, guys.
Really good news.