Monday, December 27, 2010
dear snow: UNCLE.
Snow Day 1: IT'S A WHITE CHRISTMAS! IT'S MAGICAL! GOD BLESS US, EVERY ONE!
Snow Day 2: Wow, it's so beautiful outside. Life is peaceful and pleasant. It's so nice to snuggle inside, eat leftovers, and enjoy family while we watch even more snow fall, blanketing the world in wonder.
Snow Day 3: THIS IS MADNESS. GET ME OUT OF HERE. I NEED FRESH FOOD, AND TIME AWAY FROM YOU MONSTROUS PEOPLE. THIS IS GEORGIA. I DID NOT AGREE TO THIS SORT OF THING. I DON'T EVEN OWN GALOSHES. AND MY FEET ARE COLD.
(proposed) Snow Day 4: All work and no play make me a dull girl. Bring on the topiary lions and invisible bartenders. REDRUM REDRUM REDRUM. This is going to be my BEST BOOK YET!