What's got two thumbs and is already stealing hearts?
me: So how was your Halloween Party?
me: Was it fun?
me: What happened?
t.rex: Crackers. Juice box. MY juice box. NO. NO, JESSE, NO. MY JUICE BOX.
me: Sounds like a great party. Were your friends there?
me: Who are your fends?
t.rex: NO, JESSE. MY COOBUSSY.
me: So Jesse wants your juice box *and* your school bus? Sounds like you guys had fun. Do you have any other friends?
t.rex: (looks down, bats eyelashes, whispers) Eeba.
me: Do you like Ava?
t.rex: (looks down, chuckles, whispers) No.....
me: Yes you do! You like Ava!
t.rex: Naw. Nooooo. Nope.
me: Is Ava pretty?
t.rex: NO. (kicks his feet, stares out the window, waits, twiddles thumbs, chuckles, whispers) Eeba pitty. Eeba hair pitty.
me: Ava has pretty hair, huh?
t. rex: (chuckles, bats eyelashes, looks down, whispers) Eeba.
My boy's not even two, and he's already got an eye for the ladies.
Heaven help us all.