Have you ever wondered what really happened to the Death Star?
I mean, you don't seriously believe that a whiny moisture farm boy accustomed to psychopathically lasering womprats just zoomed in with his gun going bew-bew-bew and destroyed the entire thing in, like, 5 seconds using "the Force"?
Here's what really happened.
First, the Biscuit tried. Then a bunch of other kids tried.
Then I beat the sh*t out of the Death Star with a broom handle.
Honest. That's me taking down the Death Star.
And... um... I guess that's a mosquito zapper in the background. To get rid of space bugs.
Special thanks to Jenny for having us over to play Smack the Pinata today. I can honestly say that Jenny made the best Death Star pinata I've ever seen.