What has two thumbs and doesn't want to wean?
Seriously, the "calmly and reasonably start dropping feedings" thing does not always work.
It's going to have to be cold turkey, and I'm going to have to go somewhere with a beach, a pool, a jacuzzi, and a place to work quietly on my book while ordering delicious vegan room service.
I HAVE TO GO THERE NOW.
It's not my fault. It's not like I *want* to.
But he won't take no for an answer. And the crying's driving me more insane than usual.
Just like a man. Spend all day trying to grab the ta-tas and throw a tantrum when there's no ta-ta to be had.