Top 10 Reasons Why the Biscuit Can't Clean Her Room:
10. Mommy, who is that guy? Why does he have stripes on his face? Why is he Darth Maul? Why is he a bad guy? Who made him a bad guy? What is a Sith? Why is Emperor Palpatine his master? What is his hair like? Oh, he had old man hair? I don't like old men.
Seriously, have you ever spoken to a three-year-old?
Oy. I'll do it myself.