Monday, March 1, 2010

pick it up pick it up pick it up

Top 10 Reasons Why the Biscuit Can't Clean Her Room:
















10. Mommy, who is that guy? Why does he have stripes on his face? Why is he Darth Maul? Why is he a bad guy? Who made him a bad guy? What is a Sith? Why is Emperor Palpatine his master? What is his hair like? Oh, he had old man hair? I don't like old men.

Seriously, have you ever spoken to a three-year-old?

Oy. I'll do it myself.

7 comments:

Amber Page Writes said...

snort. Sometimes I find myself wishing Tori could talk...I'm going to regret that, aren't I?

Alissa said...

All perfectly valid reasons for not cleaning a room in my opinion. Well, I will do anything to get out of cleaning my room, or if perchance I make an attempt I am way too easily distracted.

Maggie S said...

Your list will look a lot the same when she is 12.5. Except she will be bigger and the dancing will give you a frightening glimpse into your future if you don't get on the phone with the convent NOW!!!!

urfaqhesse said...

i did the same thing. but i ran around naked a lot.
how's the neck?

msprimadonna67 said...

When a girl's gotta dance, she's gotta dance!

veganf said...

Now I can't get your post title out of my head, and I keep thinking about The Long Dark Teatime of the Soul. Thanks!!

Ericka said...

So glad the Douglas Adams reference was not just in my head.