Tuesday, June 9, 2009

who's in my bed? no, seriously.


So I found a package on the front porch yesterday.

I had not ordered anything.

It was wrapped in plain, brown cardboard.

The To: and From: tags were typed.

It was from "BARE ASS NEKKID BOOKS".

And my first thought was: Did someone send me pornography as a joke?

And then I remembered that my Uncle Lee, Aunt Tammy, and Cousin Andi had requested our address to send the Biscuit a copy of Andi's favorite book from toddlerhood.

And so I have now read Who's In My Bed? by Helen Piers 574 times in the past two days. This book has the loveliest illustrations-- like Van Gogh without the crazy. Beautiful details, brilliant colors, and sturdy lift-the-flip technology.

And no pornography. Two very enthusiastic thumbs up!

Thanks, Arizona family!

4 comments:

Caroline D. said...

oooh, looks like a great book!

damn, I would have been so excited to receive a package from Bare Ass Nekkid Books...

Christine's Arts said...

What a great name for a book company!
Will give them a look. Also, your boy can sure scoot! and congrats to your daughter for winning the uglification contest! Hey I have an award for you on my blog, no pressure, but you can hop on over and pick it up if you like. I think you could do something pretty funny with it.

carma said...

No porno? No there's a big plus :D

delilah, the unruly helpmeet said...

Thanks so much, Christine! I look forward to 10 Honest Things tomorrow... =)