Okay, stay with me here.
With a little outside help, I made two people.
Basically, out of nothing. Some cells, some Lucky Charms, some time, and... POOF! Little people.
And now one of them is walking, talking, singing, playing, begging for TV and fruit leather.
And that one can actually hold the second one! Like... like... like little nesting dolls!
Like freakin' abracadabra, man!
It's just too meta for me. See?
Yes, I know my standards for utter mind blowage have gone down a bit, but it's still pretty amazing, when you think about it. Dr. Crog and I have basically replaced ourselves in the muddy pool of humanity.
...because we need someone to continue our plans to take over the world via robot army, remember?
You don't remember? You obviously do not read this blog often enough.
I will tell the robots.