Tuesday, October 28, 2008

a child's judgment

Guess what Biscuit made today at school?

A big, black spider. Made of her little handprints in black paint, with googly eyes.

Her comments?

"Look! I make a big, black spider! Like run up mommy's leg make her scream like a noonie bird!"

Makes more sense when you know that "noonie bird" is our family term to replace anything from jerk to idiot to "complete f'ing moron dumba$$ who can't f'ing drive". We just say noonie bird.

And apparently, I screamed like a noonie bird.

Sigh.


1 comment:

Valerie said...

ha! Love it! Our family word was always "foot".