Guess what Biscuit made today at school?
A big, black spider. Made of her little handprints in black paint, with googly eyes.
"Look! I make a big, black spider! Like run up mommy's leg make her scream like a noonie bird!"
Makes more sense when you know that "noonie bird" is our family term to replace anything from jerk to idiot to "complete f'ing moron dumba$$ who can't f'ing drive". We just say noonie bird.
And apparently, I screamed like a noonie bird.