Have you ever noticed how when you're sick, you crave foods that are not healthy foods?
The thought of vegetables or fruits is repellent right now. I just want to eat things that are orange. Hideous, fake, fluorescent orange.
I want microwave macaroni and cheese, Cheetos, orange Izze soda, orange juice, and tangerine flavored Jelly Belly jelly beans. The only non-orange things I want are frozen All About Girl Scout Cookies. Just reading this post, i'm disgusted, but that's seriously all I want to eat.
The human body is a freaky, freaky thing.
P.S. I had a dream last night that Craig decided to change his name. To "Dirk Dee Pitt". He was trying to combine Dirk Pitt and Billy Dee Williams so he could be a debonair underwater CSI agent.