After an hour of diligent waiting and browsing, I finally snagged a coveted Treasury on etsy. A Treasury is where you put together a list of items for others to enjoy. You provide exposure for other etsians, and your own avatar pops up whenever the list is viewed, so you may in fact earn more of those deliciously edible hearts.
My Treasury is called sling X blade, and it marries baby carriers with knives. How I love a strange juxtaposition! Check it out: http://www.etsy.com/treasury_list.php?room_id=32237.
The bonus, of course, is that it does not involve that creepy chump, Billy Bob Thornton.