Just for kicks, I googled my childhood name (Missy Southard), and found some hilarious things, including:
1. "The New Missy", a blog about one woman's quest to lose weight by using Weight Watchers and giving up soda, fast food, and blizzards. She also details her dramatic ex-roommate and ex-boyfriend issues.
2. My 2005 art exhibit proudly mentioned on the website of my elementary school alma mater.
3. Results for various races and marathons that I definitely did not run.
4. Church crap. Lots and lots of church crap.